Things I’ve overheard a fellow Software Engineer say to his computer while writing code
- Houston, we have a problem.
- I’m not crazy, I’m not crazy!
- How do you like them apples?
- Wha wha wha whaaa… 1
- Man, it’s like raining cats and dogs in here.
- Liar liar pants on fire.
- It’s always fun ‘til someone pokes an eye out.
- At long last: vending machines.
- Huh, got up on the wrong side of the bed I guess.
- They pay people to do this stuff? Hah, suckers.
- Sung with the tone of a whiny trumpet and to the same tune as when something bad happens to a cartoon character.↩