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This article was posted to Jayber on 22 December 2005 by to the following categories: Feature, Stories.

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4 responses have been written
Anonymous

This will give me away…..but do you even know how cute you are????

grandma Dot

spy camera seems like fun but don’t use it on me

Hah ha. Don’t worry. I love you Grandma Dot.

Anonymous

I think you should infiltrate a resturant establishment and prove the cleanliness or filthiness of an unsuspecting waiter….or perhaps get certain persons to imitate the master of disguise (movie) as he complains about the lack of appetizers at a wedding.

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I recently made a hideously-fulfilling digital spy camera purchase and immediately concocted a filthy plan:

  1. Infiltrate Blockbuster, act shady, and snap candid photo of unsuspecting clerk as brother-in-law pays for my movie.
  2. Get Mandy to grin like batty tourist as I shake a fist and declare how I'm the smartest man alive.
  3. Distract brother Brian by whipping out spy camera and snapping photo after betting him that he, "can't glance North and pick his nose at the same time."

Was I successful? Maybe if you read on, I'll tell you.

Blockbuster Infiltration

I know, I know, it's blurry. Relax. Yeesh. What can I say? I was nervous.

Blockbuster Super-Secret Spy Camera Shot

"Batty Tourist" and the self-declared "Smartest Man Alive"

Heh, heh. Works every time.

Hah, ha, HAH!

Picking North

Perfect timing.

Unsuspecting Brian

This ended up being far too easy. I need something more challenging. Any ideas?

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