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Reasons you might contact me:

• Your gerbil's name is Furball.
• You grew up drinking powdered milk and it caused irreparable harm.
• You know a good place to get a quality hi-top fade.

Email Subject Lines

If you can't think of a subject-line, try one of these:

• Please disregard my last email
• I disgree with everything you just said
• Christmas ham
• Do me a favor and don't do me any more favors
• Your temper
• Let's just be friends, k?
• Pizza Party!
• VERY HIGH PROIRITY!!!

More options: Email Subject Lines.