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<title>Oviparous Rover</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kenosing.com/">Mandy</a> and I entered the 2008 <a href="http://www.logicpd.com/">Logic</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_drop_competition">Egg Drop Competition</a> with a piece titled Oviparous Rover, which was built to withstand a 6-story drop to asphalt while protecting a large chicken egg from breaking on impact.</p>]]><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/markbenson/2776355851/" title="Oviparous Rover by Mark Benson, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2776355851_acfabd7694.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Oviparous Rover" /></a></p>

<p><small>(Photo &copy; <a href="http://andersonfam.org/">Erik Anderson</a>.)</small></p>

<p>Although the propeller didn't produce an even drag during flight, and it pretty much exploded its innards (cotton balls) on impact, it still ended up protecting the egg.  Like my dentist says: "It's not pretty, but get 'er done!".  Photo galleries:</p>

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<li><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/markbenson/sets/72157606823755383/">Oviparous Rover - Mark Benson</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.smugmug.com/gallery/5711038_Unqv6#352387524_P3PTe">Egg Drop 2008 - Brian Mullins</a></li>
<li><a href="http://andersonfam.smugmug.com/gallery/5729165_cw3bP">Egg Drop 2008 - Mark Teskey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://andersonfam.smugmug.com/gallery/5729148_SAyey#353704806_Yndf7">Egg Drop 2008 - Erik Anderson</a></li>
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<title>Tie-Dye Sydney</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Sydney, on her tie-dye blanket, waiting to be chauffeured to the park.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/markbenson/2777425072/" title="Tie-Dye Sydney by Mark Benson, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2777425072_c591d07bc5.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Tie-Dye Sydney" /></a></p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:36:00 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Gloomy Autumn for French Writing</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books">The Guardian</a> is reporting that a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/aug/08/1?gusrc=rss&feed=books">gloomy autumn is on the way for French writing</a>.</p>

<blockquote><p>Avid readers across France are gearing up for "la rentrée littéraire", the deluge of new novels that hits the country every August in anticipation of France's autumn swarm of literary prizes. But this year's rentrée strikes a sombre tone, and brings a halt to a seemingly unstoppable trend with a marked fall in the number of this year's new titles.</p></blockquote>

<p>Here are a few examples of what's to come (from the article):</p>

<p><ul>
<li>Régis Jauffret's recounting of a suicide in Lacrimosa.</li>
<li>Valentine Goby's novel about abortion <em>Qui touche a mon corps je le tue</em> (Touch Me and I'll Kill You).</li>
<li>Emmanuelle Pagano's <em>Les mains gamines</em> (Innocent Hands) tackles the story of girl abused by her classmates.</li>
<li>Mathieu Riboulet's <em>L'amant des morts</em> (Lover of the Dead) confronts the Aids epidemic of the 1990s with the story of a man who sleeps with his own father.</li>
<li>Tristan Garcia's <em>La meilleure part des hommes</em> (The best of man), a novel which the author describes as a "faithful record" of the "betrayals of human existence, a portrait of the worst of mankind and - in negative - the best".</li>
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<p>I understand that good novels are not necessarily <em>happy</em> -- in fact, I'd prefer otherwise -- but I have to admit these don't seem like ones you'd want to read when you're alone on your Birthday.</p>

<blockquote><p>"These books are fairly dark, very depressing - a bit like France," said Vincy Thomas of Livres Hebdo. "There is a 'grande malaise', a sort of depression, in France at the moment. This is not a joyful country; when you think of France, you don't think of a party country. The social reality in France is a real concern about the future and this is reflected in the books." Aurélie Delfly, of one of France's largest publishers Gallimard, agreed. "We aren't very happy in France, and that is being felt in the subjects of the literature produced."</p></blockquote>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:07:15 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Delano Orchestra / Coldplay / Salsa Orchestra / Radiohead / Louis Armstrong</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Here's an eclectic brew of <a href="http://www.streetkiss.com/music/index.php?post/2008/07/29/Salsa-Orchestra">The Delano Orchestra, Coldplay, a Salsa Orchestra at the Buena Vista Social Club in Havana, Radiohead, and Louis Armstrong</a> from <a href="http://www.streetkiss.com/music/">Streetkiss Music</a>.  What an unexpectedly pleasing mix.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:49:42 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Money Magazine Best Place To Live 2008: Plymouth, MN</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://money.cnn.com/">Money Magazine</a> just ranked <a href="http://www.ci.plymouth.mn.us/">Plymouth, MN</a> the <a href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bplive/2008/snapshots/PL2751730.html">best place to live in America</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<category>Residuals</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:16:16 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Hair-Brained Egg-Drop Scheme</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Logic is having a 4-story egg drop contest next month.  Last night, I spent some time scheming about a potential design.  I don't know if it's possible for me to not win.  Bwa ha ha haaa.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/markbenson/2713875715/" title="Hair-Brained Egg-Drop Scheme by Mark Benson, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/2713875715_77e7a98aa3.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Hair-Brained Egg-Drop Scheme" /></a></p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:54:11 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Unpimp My Ride</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.make-digital.com/make/vol11/?pg=76&u1&u1&u1=texterity&cookies=1">Make - Volume 11</a> describes how to unpimp a Bianchi Milano and turn it into something that looks like a piece of crap, to deter thievery.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:33:27 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Typical Bo Jackson Run on Tecmo Super Bowl</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAgfY_NHzw&feature=related">Typical Bo Jackson Run on Tecmo Super Bowl</a>.  Ahh, the memories.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:17:57 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Freestyle Rap Battle</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>No names will be dropped, but word on the street is that a freestyle rap battle spontaneously broke out between team Lefty &amp; Skinny and the rest of the pack coming out of the second checkpoint at <a href="http://minneathlon.com/">Minneathlon v2.0</a>.  Overheard on the course:</p>]]><![CDATA[<h2>Brains vs. Brawn</h2>

<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />
Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />

(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>
<p><strong>XLR-99 think they so fine, with a strong spine, in their mind<br />
Nein Nein Freulein<br />
The answer is not 42, You have no clue<br />
And where&#8217;s your crew?<br />
We prophesy&#8217;n, for the final time, you will resign when the clock goes chime</strong></p>
<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />

Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />
(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>

<p><strong>0xDEADBEEF, good grief, turn over a new leaf and give us relief<br />
By denying our belief you&#8217;re no stronger than a tea leaf<br />
By the time this morning is over<br />
Our presumed victory will no longer be contradictory<br />
Encoded in Hex, stand by to be vexed.  Oohh!</strong></p>
<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />

Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />
(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>

<p><strong>Tryit.  Got to give you props, for your cranial chops.<br />
In our endeavor, however, to understand your clever<br />
May we give a recommendation,<br />
Sincerely from the Minneathlon nation,<br />
Instead of winning a prize by &#8220;try it&#8221;, you may want to just &#8220;buy it&#8221;.  Oohh!</strong></p>
<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />

Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />
(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>

<p><strong>Team Intern, it&#8217;s our concern, that you learn, before you return<br />
Don&#8217;t forget you might sun burn!<br />
Tuff and buff, in your St. Olaf football fluff.<br />
It&#8217;s too easy, to sling you these zingers<br />
You may want to consider, becoming choir singers!  Oohh!</strong></p>
<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />

Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />
(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>

<p><strong>C4, To you we implore, straight to the core, let&#8217;s settle the score<br />
You may want to break and stretch out<br />
To end your drought &#8212; aw, don&#8217;t pout!<br />
When it&#8217;s time to come home, and you find that your lacking<br />
Just remember it was Lefty and Skinny that sent you a packing.  Oohh!</strong></p>
<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />

Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />
(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>

<p><strong>Southern Fuego, don&#8217;t leggo our eggo.<br />
Welcome to the country where we ski on the lakes<br />
I&#8217;m sorry if you shakin&#8217; cause we rais&#8217;n the stakes<br />
You tryin&#8217; to be scary with your pipes and your scope<br />
But you really just chillin like soap on a rope.  Ooohh!</strong></p>

<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />
Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />

(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>
<p><strong>Boston Tea Party, you think you so smarty<br />
You sip gracefully by extending your pinky<br />
Why not finish with a hostess twinkie!<br />
Since it&#8217;s your job collectively, to protect the constitution<br />
We hereby declare, we startin&#8217; a revolution!</strong></p>

<p><em>Lefty &amp; Skinny gonna&#8217; skool you<br />
Till the break of dawn<br />
With our brains and our brawn cause we&#8217;re loco<br />
Smooth like cocoa<br />
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session</em></p>
<p><em>(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!<br />

(Lefty &amp; Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!</em></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:08:24 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Team Profile: Lefty and Skinny</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://minneathlon.com/">Minneathlon</a> is this Friday.  Our <a href="http://minneathlon.com/teams/team-profile-lefty-and-skinny/">team profile (Lefty and Skinny)</a> was recently posted, and there seems to be some decent banter in the <a href="http://minneathlon.com/category/trash-talk/">trash-talk section</a>.  Also, since the race coordinators are running the prize give-away like a horse-race, they're <a href="http://minneathlon.com/2008/06/25/latest-odds/">posting revised odds as people make their bets</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:49:09 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Minneathlon v2.0: Brains vs. Brawn</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://minneathlon.com/">Minneathlon v2.0: Brains vs. Brawn</a>. This is <a href="http://www.logicpd.com/">Logic's</a> version of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Race">Amazing Race</a> in and around downtown Minneapolis, to be held on June 27th, 2008.  This year, <a href="http://sheardfamily.com/">Jason</a> and I were granted entry as team <a href="http://minneathlon.com/teams/">Lefty & Skinny</a>.  More updates to come.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:46:48 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Haley Jo</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to Haley Jo, born on Tues, May 27, 2008, 6lb 10oz and 20&quot;.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/markbenson/2534163268/" title="Haley Jo by Mark Benson, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2534163268_1ba6bc35d8.jpg" width="500" height="334" alt="Haley Jo" /></a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/markbenson/2533345249/" title="Haley Jo by Mark Benson, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2533345249_c5d90b5ba3.jpg" width="500" height="357" alt="Haley Jo" /></a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/markbenson/2533366181/" title="Haley Jo by Mark Benson, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2533366181_0783a4932c.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Haley Jo" /></a></p>

<p>What a cutie.  Congratulations Brian and Jill!</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 10:04:54 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>On the fate of the semicolon</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/04/france.britishidentity?gusrc=rss&feed=10">Jon Henley on the fate of the semicolon</a>.  The debate on the value of the semicolon goes on.  Some authors love it, some hate it.  Why is this discussion so divisive?  The semicolon is just a misunderstood grammatical outsider with a split personality -- sometimes a comma and sometimes a period -- that wants to be left alone.</p>

<p>Here are some quotes from the article. First, Guillemette Faure:</p>

<blockquote><p>It's true that computer programmers use an awful lot of them, mainly as separators. And that's surely the last step on the line before it's reduced to a mere email emoticon.</p></blockquote>

<p>Obviously Mr. Faure has not heard of ML.  Next, George Bernard Shaw to TE Lawrence, on the Seven Pillars of Wisdom:</p>

<blockquote><p>You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life.</p></blockquote>

<p>Err, childish?  Next, Kurt Vonnegut:</p>

<blockquote>If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.</blockquote>

<p>Yikes! I haven't finished thinking about that one.  Finally, George Orwell:</p>

<blockquote><p>I had decided about this time that the semicolon is an unnecessary stop and that I would write my next book without one.</p></blockquote>

<p>Hm, hard to argue with G.O. on style.</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 11:55:58 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Wiener Water Soup</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,193,137179-238200,00.html">A Cooks.com user-submitted recipe for Wiener Water Soup</a>. (Via <a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/">Serious Eats</a>, <a href="http://kottke.org/">Kottke</a>.)</p>

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<p>Wiener Water Soup</p>

<p>
1 pkg. wieners<br />
3 c. water
</p>

<p>Combine wieners and water in a two quart saucepan. Bring to a boil until wieners are cooked. Throw the wieners in the garbage. Serve soup. Serves 3.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 10:07:14 -0600</pubDate>
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<title>Night Harvest</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://patricktpower.com/">Patrick Power's</a> <a href="http://www.filemagazine.com/thecollection/archives/2008/05/night_harvest.html">Night Harvest</a> from the excellent <a href="http://www.filemagazine.com/">FILE Magazine</a>. </p>]]></description>
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<category>Residuals</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 15:03:44 -0600</pubDate>
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