Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR - Wendell Berry's introduction to Jayber Crow.
Here’s something I didn’t plan on finding today: a senior adult church hip-hop choir called Funky Fresh Seniors. They don’t seem too engaged at the beginning with Eminem’s lyrical work, but they definitely warm up nicely to Nelly at the end.
Bonus: they’re available for weddings, private parties, and bar mitzvahs! I only have one question: what church approves of their elders singing “It’s getting hot in here, let’s take off all our robes”? This is highly disturbing on multiple levels.